The Phylth files.

Mon Mar 22

dream…from last night..not tonight.

   Alright so I’m sitting bitching to myself about the people on Warcraft and chatting with Smivaz on msn. when suddenly my dream pops back into my head. I can’t really remember the finer points of it but the main theme of it was;

   I was at work, In good old Asda, In Derwentside, which was some how in Soviet Russia and completely covered by Jungle apart from “Federally Designated Open Spaces” One such place being a large water fountain I was cleaning myself in when I was set upon by WW2 German Soldiers…yeah…in Soviet ruled Derwentside.
   SO I did my best E&E through some buildings and allyways dodging tanks and soldiers into the jungle. I some how came upon another bunch of Veterans like myself and we put up camp for the night. It was during this brief moment of reflection one of the newbies in the group pointed something out in the sky silhouetted against the setting sun. He asked what it was and we confirmed in a very relaxed manner that it was a thermo nuclear device in the atmosphere and proceeded to debate the yield. Apparently It was positioned there by the reds to keep us in check….sort of like a very literal gun to the head of another country. The newbie set a fire ablaze to make chow and very quickly our position was compromised and we were set upon by the germans again. Back into the Jungle and back into an Open Space which apparently it was illegal to be in as the Reds had not yet designated it as a Federal Open Place of Leisure. An Agent of the Government proceeded to tell me this as I was captured and…I woke up.

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