and now for something, a little naughty.
So I was dragged down to the local B&Q Hardware store outlet to buy some wallpaper and paint to redecorate my room. I wasn’t particularly looking forward to it. The drive down there, isn’t necessarily long but I always seem to get headaches on the journey. Today was no different. I felt grouchy when we got there, a little bit hazy, and I’d also forgot to pick up my glasses. Having to squint at everything to see properly made the headache worse.
B&Q wasn’t particularly busy today, quite quiet for the time of afternoon actually. But a young woman caught my semi-blind eyes. I noticed her hair first as I walked down the isle she was on with her mum. As I got closer and noticed her features more clearly she appeared to be about my age. I smiled at her and continued on to where the wallpaper was. She walked past me a few moments later and I have to say, her bottom was breath taking. If you don’t know me, I am a bottom man. She was wearing quite tight blue jeans which just seemed to cradle her butt up nicely. I couldn’t stop looking at it. I was struggling not to become aroused right there in the store, as I began to day dream about pulling those jeans down and biting her on the bottom.
Needless to say, I was quite bummed (no pun intended) that I didn’t have any of my friends with me to be my wing man so I could get her number. I am apparently disabled when it comes to talking to girls. So she got away, and all I’m left with is the memory of that magnificent butt.
Stay Safe
BP
