The Phylth files.

Sat Aug 2

My Joker Dream

Gods what a wierd night of dreams I had last night.

  The first one, I don’t really recall, I was in some hospice or motel on a clifftop with some people from my old school. On a trip or some such

  After that though, man it just went crazy. I dreamt I was putting on Joker makeup and dressing like him, in my old house. It was actually quite fun just sort of smearing the makeup on. But my hair kept changeing color as I brushed it back with my fingers. From Green to White to Pink. After that, I dreamt I was actually in Gotham city helping Batman deal with corrupt cops. The Only problem was, Comissioner Gordon was one of them! So Anyway me and batman were riding around Gotham in the bat tank/mobile thing and ended up in a really posh hotel bathroom looking for the joker. The next part I don’t recall too well in the hotel Bathroom. Something happened, it may have ended up in this kick ass fight throwing the jokers henchmen through toilet dividers and breaking porcelain urinals and wash basins etc. but I do remember getting the joker in cuffs on his hands and knees next to Comissioner Gordon. And Then Batman did something rather out of the blue and pulled his mask of and showed his face to Gordon and the Joker.

After that we went to the hotel bar where a bunch of morons were sitting around causing trouble, one of them was being a loud mouthed ass so I put a beating on him and then his girlfriend came over wearing rather skimpy lingerie, flirting and giggling with me, with her boobs poking over the top of her bra.

…And then I woke up -.- Bah!

Stay Safe Folks
BP