Stolen from Lil.
Never in my life: Have I gotten over my pride.
When I was five: I did some stuff I can’t remember.
High School was: all bullies and hanging out with friends.
I will never forget: Who I lost my virginity with.
There’s this girl I know who: thinks she’s a witch.
Once, at a bar: I totaly missed the signs that a girl was hitting on me.
By noon, I’m usually: having breakfast.
Last night: I stressed a bit about the future (as always)
If I only had: MONEY!
Next time I go to church: Will be a long time from now probably.
What worries me most: Is the future.
When I turn my head left, I see: Stewie griffin on my Family Guy Calendar.
When I turn my head right, I see: The fog outside my window.
You know I’m lying when: I’ll see what I can do.
A better name for me would be: Waste of Space?
I have a hard time understanding: Myself.
You know I like you if: I start talking about sex. I’m not subtle.
Take my advice, never: get to far inside your own head. Finding your way out can be tough.
My ideal breakfast is: poached egg on toast..
Why won’t people: Just let me be.
I’d stop my wedding for: nothing?
The world could do without: money
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: stick my penis in an electrical socket?
My favorite blonde is: eeeuhm Rachel prolly
Paper clips are more useful than: me?