The Phylth files.

Thu Jul 31

Stolen from Lil.

Never in my life: Have I gotten over my pride.

When I was five: I did some stuff I can’t remember.

High School was: all bullies and hanging out with friends.

I will never forget: Who I lost my virginity with.

There’s this girl I know who: thinks she’s a witch.

Once, at a bar: I totaly missed the signs that a girl was hitting on me.

By noon, I’m usually: having breakfast.

Last night: I stressed a bit about the future (as always)

If I only had: MONEY!

Next time I go to church: Will be a long time from now probably.

What worries me most: Is the future.

When I turn my head left, I see: Stewie griffin on my Family Guy Calendar.

When I turn my head right, I see: The fog outside my window.

You know I’m lying when: I’ll see what I can do.

A better name for me would be: Waste of Space?

I have a hard time understanding: Myself.

You know I like you if: I start talking about sex. I’m not subtle.

Take my advice, never: get to far inside your own head. Finding your way out can be tough.

My ideal breakfast is: poached egg on toast..

Why won’t people: Just let me be.

I’d stop my wedding for: nothing?

The world could do without: money

I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: stick my penis in an electrical socket?

My favorite blonde is:  eeeuhm Rachel prolly

Paper clips are more useful than: me?